Feeling extra generous this week, so my usual Wednesday-only specials (normally 5AM Wed – 5AM Thurs) are running longer — all the way through Friday morning at 5AM. I’m also putting special pricing on my extras menu for the first time (something I almost never do). Satisfaction is guaranteed: if you walk out my door less than fully satisfied, the date’s on me. And because when you’re horny you don’t want to sit around messaging provider after provider only to get a reply an hour later (after you’ve already given up and handled it yourself), I promise a text back within 15 minutes. If you don’t hear from me in that window, you automatically get $20 off my services. Don’t wait — these deals end Friday at 5AM.